communistbakery:

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

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lyjerria:

I love lowkey vulgar girls that curse a little too much. I’m talking about myself

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lazypacific:

you’re not a true photographer until

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

awfulfuckingcomputergirl:

every time a recipe calls for garlic i use like five times the amount of garlic they say because people who write recipes on the internet are fucking cowards with no taste buds

batmilks:

unpopularopinions111:

When people make a mockery of a serious post.

*chanting grows louder* blood! blood! blood! blood! BLOOD! BLOOD!

BLOOD!

straightallies:

unpopularopinions111:

straightallies:

unpopularopinions111:

Is the legalization of gay marriage not enough? What more do you need?

we need blood

You’re not helping..

*bangs fists on table* we need blood! we need blood! we need blood!