reblog | 9 years ago with 317,910 noteshonestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years
reblog | 9 years ago with 159,896 notesI love lowkey vulgar girls that curse a little too much. I’m talking about myself
- Can you move your seat up: Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces, Sagittarius, Libra
- No: Taurus, Scorpio, Gemini, Leo, Ares, Capricorn
reblog | 9 years ago with 321,043 notesthe real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go
“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks
reblog | 9 years ago with 9,332 notesevery time a recipe calls for garlic i use like five times the amount of garlic they say because people who write recipes on the internet are fucking cowards with no taste buds
reblog | 9 years ago with 283,873 notesWhen people make a mockery of a serious post.
*chanting grows louder* blood! blood! blood! blood! BLOOD! BLOOD!BLOOD!
reblog | 9 years ago with 480,137 notesIs the legalization of gay marriage not enough? What more do you need?
we need blood
You’re not helping..
*bangs fists on table* we need blood! we need blood! we need blood!




